i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
my life started to go downhill right around the time when michael cera decided to grow a mustache
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
hey, look on the bright side maybe tumblr will change it’s name to tumbhoo or yablr